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一句經典古風情話
美國街頭搞笑情話
1. "I"m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can"t seem to put it down."（我正在讀一本關于膠水歷史的書。我就是停不下來。）
2. "My wife said she"d marry me if I could prove that I could make her laugh in 30 seconds or less. I think I just did."（我的妻子說如果我能證明我能在30秒內讓她笑，她就愿意嫁給我。我想我剛剛做到了。）
3. "I"m reading a book on the history of ice cream. I just can"t seem to stop eating it."（我正在讀一本關于冰淇淋歷史的書。我就是忍不住要吃它。）
4. "My wife says I"m the best husband in the world because I make her laugh even when I"m not trying."（我的妻子說我是最棒的丈夫，因為即使在我沒有嘗試的時候，我也能讓她笑。）
5. "I"m reading a book on the history of socks. I just can"t seem to stop wearing them."（我正在讀一本關于襪子的歷史書。我就是忍不住要穿它們。）
6. "My wife says I"m the most romantic man in the world because I write her love letters even when we"re not dating."（我的妻子說我是最浪漫的男人，因為即使我們不是約會，我也會給她寫情書。）
7. "I"m reading a book on the history of coffee. I just can"t seem to stop drinking it."（我正在讀一本關于咖啡歷史的書。我就是忍不住要喝它。）
8. "My wife says I"m the best dad in the world because I make her laugh even when she"s sad."（我的妻子說我是最棒的爸爸，因為即使她難過，我也能讓她笑。）
9. "I"m reading a book on the history of pizza. I just can"t seem to stop eating it."（我正在讀一本關于披薩歷史的書。我就是忍不住要吃它。）
10. "My wife says I"m the most patient man in the world because I wait for her to finish her makeup before we go to bed."（我的妻子說我是最有耐心的男人，因為我等她化完妝才去睡覺。）